Boss: Benny, where are you? I need to see you urgently.
Benny: Ermm.. Boss, I am in the toilet. I will see you in 15 minutes.
Boss: You don't lie to me. I did not approve your AFS Form. Either you are not in the office or you are breaking the rules.
Benny: I am so sorry, Boss. I had a stomach upset and I really need to shit.
Boss: You hold on there, buster. I am sending the HR Investigator, Mr. Mizerry to apprehend you. Stop whatever you are doing there.
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