Tales of Idiotic Boss (Part 2): Someone like him but not him

Big Boss: Who give the order to do like this?!!

Boss: Erm.. Aah.. Ehh.. It's not me la, Big Boss...

Big.Boss: Erm.. Aah.. Ehh.. Then who gave the order?!!

Boss: It's Mr. John. He gave the order to do that...

(The Big Boss was using loudspeaker and Mr. John who was right in front of Big Boss all the time overheard the whole conversation. John was puzzled to hear that blame.)

Big Boss: Are you sure?!! Mr. John is right infront of me now. I can ask him whether he gave the order or not..

Boss: Erm. Ehh. Aah. No la. No la. I mean SOMEONE LIKE MR. JOHN BUT NOT MR. JOHN. I never ask Mr. John to do anything, ever, i swear…

Hung up phone.. toot.. toot.! (HAHAHA!!)

Moral of the Joke:

1. DON'T TRY TO BLUFF YOUR BOSS if you are NOT CONFIDENT. Many bosses were also "cheaters" before, they will know when you are cheating.

2. Bluff with confidence!!