Boss: I need to go and see the CEO… Can you accompany me to go and meet him together aa?
Worker: Huh?! Accompany u? Together?
Boss: Errmm. Aahh.. Ehhh… No la, as you know.. Errmm. Aahh.. Ehhh… When the Big Boss asks me and IF I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER, YOU CAN HELP ME TO ANSWER..
(Worker thinking in heart: What the hell?!! You think this is kindergarden aa? Like small kids need adults to accompany them to the toilet)
Worker: Sorry boss, I have an appointment in 10 minutes time with a client (bluffing)
(Boss looked tensed and walked away…)
(HAHAHA!!)
Moral of the Joke:
1. As a boss, you must KNOW all the details.
2. Don't ever bring your subordinate as your cannon fodder or back-up. It will make you look really BAD!
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