One morning he called for a meeting between the executives and staff of the department. FYI, he is new to the department and has no what -so-ever experience in the modus operandi or works in the department.
Mr. Mosquito: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am Mosquito, your new Senior Manager. Previously I was in the Public Relations Department in our HQ... bla bla bla (introducing himself). Before i move on further, Ms. Ka-kak, please tell me in short, basically what is this department's function?
Ms. Ka-kak: Thank you, Mr. Mosquito. In short, our function is to obtain sales and sometimes plan marketing strategy for the company.
Mr. Mosquito: Thank you Ka-kak. I have to be honest that I am new to this area. So i need cooperation from you all.
All: Ok, Mr. Mosquito.
Mr. Mosquito: Last time when I was in HQ. I used to do all this sales work too, indirectly. I organised 8 sales meeting in a row. The HQ never provided me with staff, I SINGLE-HANDEDLY do everything. Even if I am alone, I still can have the job done. No problem.
Mr. J: (thinking in heart... another IDIOTIC Boss... If you are so great and efficient, why HQ throw you here? If you are so CAPABLE to do everything ALONE, why bother to call for a meeting?)
MORAL OF THE JOKE
- Don't show-off in front your subordinates during the first meeting.
- Don't be an idiot boss!! (hahaha)
