Ms. Ka-kak: Hello everybody, I am Ka-kak, sent by HQ. I am your new Assistant Manager. I expect all of you to work together and follow all the guidelines in our ISO.
Workers: Ok, Ms. Ka-kak.
Ms. Ka-kak: Good, I am very particular about my subordinates following the rules. I, myself, always refer to the ISO for guidelines… That’s how I got the Most Outstanding Employee for 2009. FYI, I am very strict with the Employees’ Evaluation at the end of the year.
Workers: Ok, Ms. Ka-kak. What are your expectations?
Ms. Ka-kak: Work together. Come on time. Keep me inform.. bla bla bla… and that’s how I got the Most Outstanding Employee for 2009.
Workers: Ok. Ms. Ka-kak.
Ms. Ka-kak: Don’t worry. I will be fair and not like my previous boss who gave me bad evaluation for 2009 but the CEO felt that I am a good worker. That’s why I got the Most Outstanding Employee for 2009
Mr. J: What happened, Ms. Ka-kak?
Ms. Ka-kak: She accused me of not performing and always applies for medical leave when I am really sick. But that’s not true. If not, then how I got the Most Outstanding Employee for 2009.
MORAL OF THE JOKE
- Don't show off on your first day to work!!
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