Boss: Worker, can you help me to do this thing aa?
Worker: Eh, Boss. I thought this is Ms. Z’s work?
Boss: Ya, I DON’T WANT TO GIVE HER WORK la…
Worker: Why?
Boss: You know la… she is a bit vocal and sometimes moody… I don’t like it la
Worker: Boss, you should give her the job la… if Big Boss knows about you NOT DELEGATING job to her, Big Boss will be mad…
cont...
In a Departmental Meeting
Big Boss: Hey!! What is your subordinate, Ms. Z doing at the moment..
Boss: Errmm.. Aahh.. Ehh… Errmm.. Aahh.. Ehh… (turn his face to the Worker to signal for help)
Worker: (in heart: told you earlier…) (pretend looking at the ceiling for lizards)
Boss: Errmm.. Aahh.. Ehh… Actually aa… Actually aa… Errmm.. Aahh.. Ehh…
Big Boss: What?!! This means that you did not give her anything to do?!! I am really disappointed!! You FAILED AS A MANAGER!!
MORAL OF THE JOKE
- Delegate the job to your right subordinate and not to overburden others.
- As a manager, be brave and if necessary be "bad"
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