Mr. Mosquito: Ok, anything else before we end the meeting?
Mr. J: No, boss.
Ms. Soo: No, boss.
Ms. Mery: No, boss.
Mr. Mosquito: Ok, then. We can adjourn the meeting. Back to the discussion earlier. Mr. Soo, are you really sure that our company never deal with Croatia before? I was send by our HQ to Croatia to clinch some deals with them, you know.
Ms. Soo: Ya, boss. But the deal never went through.
Mr. Mosquito: Do you wanna bet RM500 on this? (hand reaching his pocket and throw a bunch of money on the table)
Ms. Soo: But boss....
Mr Mosquito: You answer me first. Do you wanna bet? Do you wanna bet?
Ms. Soo: Boss....
Mr Mosquito: You answer me first. Do you wanna bet? Do you wanna bet?
Mr. Soo: Boss, I don't bet.
Mr. Mosquito: See, you are not sure also. That's why you don't wanna bet with me. Ok, meeting adjourned...
MORAL OF THE JOKE
- Be professional and don't use office as a illegal gambling parlour.
- If the matter is closed and solved in the earlier discussion, please let it go.
- Again, don't be an idiot in front of your subordinates... They'll never learn, will they?
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