Monday, March 15, 2010

Tales of Idiotic Boss (Part 20)

Mr. Mosquito is chairing a meeting and it was nearing the end....

Mr. Mosquito: Ok, anything else before we end the meeting?

Mr. J: No, boss.

Ms. Soo: No, boss.

Ms. Mery: No, boss.

Mr. Mosquito: Ok, then. We can adjourn the meeting. Back to the discussion earlier. Mr. Soo, are you really sure that our company never deal with Croatia before? I was send by our HQ to Croatia to clinch some deals with them, you know.

Ms. Soo: Ya, boss. But the deal never went through.

Mr. Mosquito: Do you wanna bet RM500 on this? (hand reaching his pocket and throw a bunch of money on the table)

Ms. Soo: But boss....

Mr Mosquito: You answer me first. Do you wanna bet? Do you wanna bet?

Ms. Soo: Boss....

Mr Mosquito: You answer me first. Do you wanna bet? Do you wanna bet?

Mr. Soo: Boss, I don't bet.

Mr. Mosquito: See, you are not sure also. That's why you don't wanna bet with me. Ok, meeting adjourned...

MORAL OF THE JOKE
  1. Be professional and don't use office as a illegal gambling parlour.
  2. If the matter is closed and solved in the earlier discussion, please let it go.
  3. Again, don't be an idiot in front of your subordinates... They'll never learn, will they?

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