Tales of Idiotic & Perverted Boss (Part 27)

Baker was away from his mad office for a short vacation down south when one morning, Mr. Mosquito called his mobile...

Mr. Mosquito: Baker, are you up or down?

Mr. Baker: Boss, I am on leave today.

Mr. Mosquito: Yes, I know. Are you up or down?

Mr. Baker: Up or down?

Mr. Mosquito: Ya, up or down?

Mr. Baker: Boss, I am down south.

Mr. Mosquito: I am not asking where are you. I am asking whether you are on top you wife right now or you are down under.

Mr. Baker: Ha. ha. ha. ha. (fake smile and in his heart *^$&^!#*&)

MORAL OF THE JOKE

1. Be professional and don't disturb your subordinate who is on vacation just to crack some dirty jokes.
2. Again... Don't be an idiot....