Thursday, March 18, 2010

Tales of Idiotic Boss (Part 21)

Mr. Vash (Boss) and Mr. Feliz (Big Boss) decided that Mr. Baker (Worker) will be the presenter for a corporate briefing.

Mr. Vash: Mr. Baker, you will be the presenter for our company in the corporate briefing next two days.

Mr. Baker: Ok, Boss.

1 day before the event, Mr. Vash went to meet the CEO.

CEO: Is Baker reliable? Is he confident to make the presentation tomorrow? I don't want any mistakes to happen.

Mr. Vash: Ermm.. ahhh... ehhh... You don't want him aa?.. ermm.. ahhh... ehhh... It's Mr. Feliz personally selected him, not me... Ermm.. ahhh... ehhh... I am not sure...

CEO: You are not sure?

Mr. Vash: Ermm.. ahhh... ehhh... I think better ask Jack to do it..

CEO: You better ask Jack to be the presenter and inform Baker in a nice way.

Mr. Vash: Ok, boss.


Mr. Jack was having a bad sore throat.

Mr. Vash: Boss, Jack is having a bad sore throat and I am afraid that he can't be the presenter for tomorrow. How aa? I think aa... I think aa... I think aa... we should ask Baker to be the presenter. He has a lot of experience in this field.

CEO: He has a lot of experience? You should have said this earlier!! Now, go and ask him to be the presenter again!!!

Mr. Vash: Ermm.. ahhh... ehhh... Yes, boss.. Yes, boss...

Mr. Vash informing Mr. Baker.

Mr. Vash: Baker, we have decided to re-select you as the presenter.

Mr. Baker: (*&%$!^#^&$(@& Idiot!)


MORAL OF THE JOKE
  1. As a boss, you must always know the strengths and weaknesses of your subordinates.
  2. You must defend your subordinate and not just following order from your higher boss like a parrot.

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