FFF - Forms, Forms, Forms Part 3 (Cont...)

The Special Ops were on the way to apprehend the suspect... all the team member moved into position and waiting for signal from Team Leader... their hearts were pounding fast with anxiety... they were breathing heavily as the stench from the area was foul...

"Ten-David, we have the target on sight and ready to go. Please advice."

"Target identified, go, go, go.." as the walkie talkie sounded...

Team Leader gave the signal.... "Bang" they blew open the door where the suspect was hiding...

Team Leader: HR Investigation!! Stop what ever you are doing and put your hands on your head!!! Let me see those hands!!! You are under arrest!!

Benny: Wait, I am wiping my ass with tissue...

Team Leader: Stop there!! Don't try to destroy the evidence. Team A, please seize the "evidence" from the suspect.

Benny: Can you at least let me flush the toilet as it is getting smelly.

Team Leader: Stop there! You want to destroy the evidence again?!!! Team B, please gather the important evidence. We need both of the evidence as instructed by Mr. Mizerry.

"Ten-David, the suspect is apprehended and ready to go..."

FFF - Forms, Forms, Forms Part 3

One morning, Boss called Benny...

Boss: Benny, where are you? I need to see you urgently.

Benny: Ermm.. Boss, I am in the toilet. I will see you in 15 minutes.

Boss: You don't lie to me. I did not approve your AFS Form. Either you are not in the office or you are breaking the rules.

Benny: I am so sorry, Boss. I had a stomach upset and I really need to shit.

Boss: You hold on there, buster. I am sending the HR Investigator, Mr. Mizerry to apprehend you. Stop whatever you are doing there.

FFF - Forms, Forms, Forms Part 2

One day Benny was called urgently to the HR Department.

Benny: Yes, anything urgent?

HR: Yes, we found some mistakes in your application.

Benny: Are you sure? I have really checked it thoroughly.

HR: We did some investigation and found that you did a mistake or dishonest in filling this form.

Benny: Please show me the mistake.

HR: In the AFS* Form, Section C, you ticked Option Three whereas one of my investigator told me that you actually fall in the Option Two.

Benny: Let me have a look.... Oh yah, sorry I admit it's my mistake.

HR: See now... you should have admitted that your shit is greenish colour in option 2, instead of brownish color in option 3. Our investigator always check and make sure no mistakes in the forms.

Benny: Sorry, I will be more careful next time when I check my shit.

*AFS=Application To Shit

FFF - Forms, Forms, Forms

One fine morning, Benny was on his workstation auditing his customer's Balance Sheet.. when suddenly...

Benny: Can you hand me the ATS Form?

HR: Here is your ATS Form. I recommend you fill in this ATF and ATP Form too.

Benny: Ok, I might need the other two forms as three of these normally come together.

HR: Ok, please fill in these forms and submit them to me for approval.

Benny: Can you approve my applications right away.

HR: Depending on the number of applications. Sometimes it might need few days.

Benny: But I need this urgently so that I can proceed.

HR: Sorry pal, rules are rules. Not even the CEO can bend the rules here. I recommend you to settle this out of the office.

Benny: Ok, please give me the relevant form.

HR: Here is your ATSO form. This application can be approved in few minutes.

Benny: TQ.

Abbreviations for the forms:

1. ATS = Application To Shit

2. ATF = Application To Fart

3. ATP = Application To Pee

4. ATSO = Application To Shit Outside