Sir Amvent: Lord Adam, I proposed that we mobilised all the sales personnel in the sales department to secure more sales.
Ms. Rody: Lord Adam, I fully agree with Sir Amvent.
Sir Amvent: Then we implement a Call Centre Unit to handle the sales via phone.
Ms. Rody: Lord Adam, I fully agree with Sir Amvent again.
Sir Amvent: And to further reduce the cost, we can terminate those sales personnel who did not perfom.
Ms. Rody: Lord Adam, I fully agree with Sir Amvent.
Sir Amvent: This is to show our commitment in getting more sales to the HQ. And if Lord Adam, you are in the sales teams, we might sack you if you are not performing. Ha ha!
Ms. Rody: Lord Adam, I fully agree with Sir Amvent. Ermm... Sorry Lord Adam, I didn't mean that I agree that you to be sacked.
Sir Amvent: Ms. Rody, I am just cracking a joke here. Just don't agree with me on anything, will'ya.
Ms. Rody was blushing like a baboon's ass.
Moral of the Joke
- If you want to apple-polish, please do it with human brain and not parrot brain.
- You will get more "asses" on your face than good favours by apple-polishing.
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